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Oct 3rd: Baby I Sold Your Dog On EBay Lyrics: (sorry the sound isn't superb)
Baby close your eyes
and hear the words I say
Oh I realize
That you're in a lot of pain
and I apologize
I never wanted it this way,
Please...don't cry
Baby I sold your dog on EBay
We both knew that we had bills to pay
It was either him or my playstation 2
which doesn't even eat food
and will never ever pee on the duvet
One day I came home
and that dog had escaped
he forsook his bone
and instead he ate
everything I own
from the couch to the drapes
I called you on the phone
And said "I'm selling him on EBay
We both know that we've got bills to pay
He peed on season 2 of Deep Space 9
That's crossing the line
I'm listing the auction today"
I put him in a box with some styrofoam peanuts
a bag of kibble and a couple of milk bones
the guy online paid for overnight shipping
so the very next day he was in buffalo
Please don't cry...
...
He is frikkin ugly
like a walking ball of fuzz
and he poops constantly
more than any other dog does
but we won't have to worry
about it anymore because
please listen tome
Yeah I sold you dog on ebay
we both knew that we had bills to pay
I got a hundred fifty dollars for
that mutt that peed all over my floor
and I know they'll be hell topay
we had bills to pay
so I sold her dog on ebay
I told her "you have got to understand it
yeah, he could sit
but he absolutely couldn't stay." acoustichumorbrotherhoodtwopointoh